I looked up vintage air sickness bags.....only one green one....
"Small brown paper bag" has been a basic constituent of the DB Cooper story - forever! If the bag was "green" instead of "brown", where did the myth get started? Was there no brown paper bag? Was the bag always green? It's contradictions like this that sometimes make we wonder if anything in the DB Cooper story is the truth?
Is there any mention of this contradiction in GG's book? Along with wavy-marcelled hair and russet coat you would think GG would have mentioned "green paper bag" also? Apparently Gray decided to pass that by, for editorial reasons? Maybe it was just to disruptive of myth building to touch!? Since the main goal seems to be mythology vs truth? Maybe "green paper bag" doesn't fit the social media Cooper ideology? Maybe ideology is what this is all about!? Or something even more crucially evil that that???
Maybe Cooper is just non-refundable, like the mattress you buy, it gets delivered, it doesn't fit the bed!, they take it back saying "no problemo", and the store manager announces 15 minutes later - "It's non refundable we only give store credit!". Screwed again.
Green paper bag. Screwed again! Nonrefundable! Only store credit at the Cooper store! Buy the next revised-revised version ... previous purchases nonrefundable! We only give credit for your next purchase. YOU MUST PURCHASE! BE AMERICAN!
